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The Small Print: I really don’t want to keep any more of your data than is strictly necessary. I only process it to reply when you contact me, after all. You could read my Privacy Notice at the bottom of the page, but why not go out for a walk or dip into some poems instead? Try “What girls do in the dark” by Rosie Garland; it’s rather good.